| 1 | Introduction | 0:36 |
| 2 | The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage | 2:54 |
| 3 | London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines | 3:23 |
| 4 | Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks | 3:23 |
| 5 | Camisado | 3:11 |
| 6 | Time To Dance | 3:22 |
| 7 | Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off | 3:20 |
| 8 | Intermission | 2:35 |
| 9 | But It's Better If You Do | 3:25 |
| 10 | I Write Sins Not Tragedies | 3:06 |
| 11 | I Constantly Thank God For Esteban | 3:30 |
| 12 | There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet | 3:16 |
| 13 | Build God, Then We'll Talk | 3:40 |